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1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via krakenguts)
jimothystu

kyra-posts-blog asked:

I HAVE RUN OUT OF CONNOR IMAGINES AND IM CRYING LMAO THE FEELS ARE REAL !!! SO: DO U KNOW OF ANY ACCOUNTS THAT WRITE THE VAMPS IMAGINES?? i have literally already gone through your entire masterlist uh hehe 😅😂💖

jimothystu answered:

I just posted a masterlist on my sideblog as well -> here

But I know of bandandbookimagines, bang-me-bradley, bradleyaf, itwaslastnightwhenifellinlove, thevampsanons :) 

kyra-posts-blog

thanks!!

jimothystu
chlostiel: “ Guys, I desperately need your help. My 12 year old terrier was fed rat poisoning by someone and is dying. They gave her a lot of meds at the vet, but that only gives her a survival rate of 50%. If she receives a blood transfusion, it...
chlostiel

Guys, I desperately need your help. My 12 year old terrier was fed rat poisoning by someone and is dying.

They gave her a lot of meds at the vet, but that only gives her a survival rate of 50%. If she receives a blood transfusion, it will go up to 90% survival. Please, we need your help. She is my baby, if I didn’t have her to watch supernatural with anymore Id be heartbroken.

Even if you can’t donate, please reblog/share. I need my baby to be okay.
I don’t want the asshole who did this to come out victorious.

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